Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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