she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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