margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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