Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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