just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
