do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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