I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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