New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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