apparently the secret to your success is patron
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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