I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What a dumb baby whore.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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