i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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