Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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