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(206): View more from Washington

I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!

(253): View more from Washington

Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.

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(618): View more from Illinois

The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass

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(317): View more from Indiana

You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!

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(561): View more from Florida

He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.

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(239): View more from Florida

I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day

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