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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Whats up?

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Stay up. I'm coming home in a little

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.

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