Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin

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(818): View more from California

I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head

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(239): View more from Florida

Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet

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(856): View more from New Jersey

dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge

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(907): View more from Alaska

You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.

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(303): View more from Colorado

he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat

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(989): View more from Michigan

He literally knows my vagina better then I do.

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