im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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