Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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