guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I forget how to act sober
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