I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
third nipple confirmed
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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