I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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