Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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