He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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