I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just tell him i said nine months
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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