NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
