Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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