Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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