It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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