Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
