She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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