Me. At least after what I've been through.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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