I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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