well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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