Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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