i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
