if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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