It's Friday. Sex?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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