I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ugly people sure do ruin things
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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