Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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