ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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