Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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