Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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