if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Randomize
