You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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