After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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