Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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