Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My vagina just recognized that song.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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