you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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