This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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