So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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