We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
