well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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