He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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