i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
high people should be assigned attendants
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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