so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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