yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
grandma shit on top of the toilet
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
