I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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