Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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