There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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