Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Houston, we have a blender
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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