She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
