I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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