I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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