She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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