im having a threesome with these popsicles
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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